I have a large and lovely apartment in historic Brooklyn Heights with 2 affectionate and playful cats who need TLC while I'm away.
This is an elevator building with 24-hour doormen on a quiet, tree-lined street close to subways, restaurants, parks, and attractions like the Brooklyn Bridge. There is one large bedroom and a second much smaller bedroom with a comfortable daybed in it, along with a spacious living/dining area.
I've got wifi (but no cable), a fully equipped kitchen, and a tub/shower in the bathroom. It's ideal for a couple, a single person looking for a getaway or peaceful place to get some work done, or for a pair of travelers who don't want to share a room and who love cats.
Other than caring for the cats (feeding twice daily, keeping the litterbox clean) and taking good care of the apartment, nothing needs to be done. One of the cats is mostly blind but that doesn't stop him from acting like he can see perfectly; they both tend to start demanding food very very early in the morning by stepping on you in bed if you let them, so if you're a very late sleeper you might not like that. Otherwise, they're very low-maintenance, lots of fun, and they keep each other good company when you're not at home.
No smokers, children, or additional pets.