I'm fifty-three and in excellent health, You've got a house, so let's share the wealth!
I grew up in Cincy and lived abroad many years, Now I'm back home; I have friends & family here.
So if there's any home issue I can't handle myself, I've got resources to draw on--won't need that magical elf!
I'm a total non-smoker and not into alcohol, So there's no risk of your home hosting a drunken brawl.
I tutor and sub in the Public Schools, so you can ease your mind. If ANY dirty laundry, the background check was sure to find!
And if that doesn't comfort you quite enough, Drop me a line and we'll talk about other stuff.
If you've got cats or other pets, well I'm great with that. Dogs? I may not be your guy; lots of others you can try.
Your house is perfect, right?? Ok, what's the catch? Well, hit me up and let's see if we're a good match!
Seriously, I'm responsible and am not a quitter, You won't regret having me as your house sitter!